The Internet should not be accessible to sick people. I'm sick and I've thought of so many things to post or update on my facebook, but because of my extreme strength of will I've been able to stop myself. You see you don't need to over saturate the internet with yourself or people start taking you for granted.
Not all people can be counted to have my great strength though and they do post and I believe that power should be taken from them. Maybe someone can create a sensor that can tell when you have a fever and your internet connection immediately shuts down when this happens. No that won't work some people have abnormal temperatures and who knows what it is when they're sick.
Maybe every time you log onto the internet you have to prick your finger and your blood is tested to make sure you're not taking anything and if you test positive for drugs your internet privileges are taken away until you're clean. This not only gets rid of the sick people but the druggies as well. I view this as a win win.
Though it shouldn't work on youtube, because as we all know some of the best videos come from sick people or addicts.
My solution will also provide a problem in the future when all communication is done over the internet. What if someone has OD'd on something and they need to call 911 or whatever the number is in the future and they can't because they obviously test positive for drugs. I foresee bugs in this solution.
Oh well I don't have to fix them, I'll leave that to someone else. I'm sick I shouldn't have to come up with all the answers.
You know I feel as though I should really share my wonderfully creative thoughts with the whole world and post this on my blog. Someone needs to get started on this so they can stop those sick people out there from posting on the internet.
Monday, January 11, 2010
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